Friday, November 16, 2012

Cullination Corruption: Sonic Part 2

Part 2: Why you should hate him.



Sonic, Sonic, Sonic everywhere!  The video game industry and SEGA has been trying to jam Sonic the Hedgehog down our throats since 1991!  In the beginning, most people loved Sonic and he was a huge phenomenon!  He could easily compete against Mario and Pac-Man!  But when video games started to get more advanced and more 3-D, Sonic fell behind.  In fact, Sonic fell way way behind!

I know a few people that love Sonic and they really appreciate him.  I am, however, completely sick of this blue hedgehog!  When will SEGA learn that enough is enough!  Sonic needs to take a break from the fans!  Better yet, the fans (or shall I say "fan") need a break from Sonic!

When Nintendo started to get really good at 3-D games with Mario, SEGA tried their hand at it with Sonic.  A couple of the titles are pretty good like Sonic Adventure 2 or Sonic Adventures DX.  But Sonic has had many more failures than successes.  Anyone remember that game where he wields a sword?  Or how about when he turns into a werewolf?  Yeah, it's bad. 

NO, SONIC, NO!!! : (

Sonic the Hedgehog has been around for over twenty years.  Recently, SEGA realized that his games suck so much that they put him in his original envirnment of 2-D platforming games.  My advise, Sonic?  Stay where you are.  Everyone knows that when you are put into a world similar like Mario's it just doesn't work.  Stay in your woods.  Stay in your 2-D platforms with spring jumps and evil wasps and crabs.  Sonic, you just suck.
YES, SONIC, YES!!! : )



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