MARIO KART WII REVIEW

Mario prepares to pick his wedgie. Luigi approves.

For many of us, it's been over 15 years since we threw down our first banana peel, or sent our first turtle shell screaming towards the bumper of a go-kart. In 1992, when Nintendo released Super Mario Kart for the Super Nintendo, they arguably may have permanently changed the way multiplayer, arcade-style videogame racing was played. The immense popularity of the series spawned sequels that have appeared on every Nintendo platform to date, each time delivering a solid and entertaining experience, if never really offering up any real surprises.

But do I think Nintendo's decision to toe the line with Mario Kart Wii has paid off, or have I come to the conclusion that, "If you've thrown one banana peel, you've thrown 'em all"?

To begin, Nintendo has designed and shipped with Mario Kart Wii a steering wheel shell that is meant to encase the Wii remote, and is clearly being pushed as “the way to play.” By taking advantage of the Wii’s motion-sensitive capabilities, the Wii Wheel is meant to not only give players a different tactile experience with the title, but also a way to shed — and I’m quoting Nintendo’s Mario Kart Wii review press materials here — "complicated button combinations and joysticks."

In all honesty, the Wii Wheel felt much better in my hands than I had anticipated. While really only a plastic shell, the peripheral gives a weight to the Wii Remote that was clearly missing with earlier racers like Excite Truck. The wheel is just about the right size, about half the size of what you’d expect to see in a conventional automobile. Design-wise, the Wii Remote slides in snugly and quickly, and comes out just as easily (provided you don’t have your remote encased in that ridiculous rubber jacket). In your hands, the wheel and remote sit in such a way that all of the buttons are in places that make sense, and even novice gamers should be able to pick up the wheel and make it around a track without much issue.

The Wii Remote can be used solo without the Wii Wheel peripheral, but it’s not recommended (and not even mentioned in the game’s instruction manual). Without the plastic shell, the remote has absolutely no weight to it, and is particularly difficult to use after you’ve played with the Wii Wheel. To make matters worse, the "use item" button — mapped to the "B" button behind the remote — is in an awkward position when using it alone (the Wii Wheel is designed with a protruding button that fits comfortably on your left forefinger).

This is fair

While some may shun the "complicated button combinations and joysticks," Mario Kart has never been a deep or complicated racer, and anyone with the desire to play the game should have no problem with any of the control methods. When it boils down to it, what control style you feel comfortable with is going to be a personal preference. For some, the Wii Wheel will be the only way to go, and I certainly couldn’t fault them for that; in many ways, the wheel is the only thing that truly separates the Mario Kart Wii experience from the games that came before it. For those more comfortable with traditional methods, the more classic-style controllers will do the trick. Each control method is capable of the same functions; it’s just a different means to an end.

Regardless of what you choose, the core mechanics of Mario Kart Wii haven’t been changed very much from the other titles. The addition of bikes offers up a bit more variety, but no real big advantage over the traditional karts. Both karts and bikes can do "tricks" off of jumps by simply waving the Wii Remote, and will give you an extra boost of speed once you land. When on two wheels, pulling back on the Wii remote will allow you to pop a wheelie, giving you a temporary boost of speed, but making it more difficult to steer. To balance this, karts are able to perform two levels of Mini-Turbo boosts coming out of power-slides, whereas bikes are only able to perform one.

The game features 24 selectable characters (plus your Mii, once unlocked for play), each of which fall into their own weight class; thus, they can use different types of bikes or karts. The characters and their particular karts seem balanced, and what you’ll feel comfortable with is really going to depend on your playing style. Regardless of who you choose, every character is still susceptible to some of the "unfair" special items that are strewn throughout each level. Like previous games, even the most skilled players who find themselves in first place can be taken out by players behind them, due to the game shelling out (no pun intended) some of the more powerful items to those lagging behind.

In both single and multiplayer games, it’s not uncommon to find a flawless race thrown to the wolves when less skillful players use something like a "Spike Shell" — which goes directly to the player in first place and explodes upon impact — to take you out. This is particularly frustrating in some of the single-player modes, when you might find yourself getting hit by multiple race-ruining items while cheap, rubber-band AI characters zoom past you to take the lead. Frustrating as this is, it’s nothing new with the Mario Kart series, and in multiplayer games it can lead to plenty of yelling, and otherwise entertaining races.

Mario Kart Wii is without a doubt the most full-featured game in the series, with a single-player experience that should keep players busy honing their skills alone for a while. At the outset, the game has 16 unique tracks, 13 drivers, and a number of karts and bikes that must be unlocked by completing the game’s eight cups. That is to say nothing of the time trial and ghost modes, all of which should keep you busy for quite some time. But what really will keep players on Mario Kart Wii beyond the unlockables is the game's shockingly robust online multiplayer features.

Nintendo hears a lot of noise about their shoddy online support, and if anything is going to shut up its detractors, it should be Mario Kart Wii. Yes, the appallingly stupid "Friend Code" system is back, but once friends are added, tracking them for online games, going head-to-head with their ghost racers, and tracking stats is a snap.

The game’s built in "Mario Kart Channel," which can be installed to the Wii Menu or accessed in-game, is also a pleasant surprise. It acts as an online hub for all things Mario Kart Wii, including leaderboards (local and international), in addition to being a way to see if any of your friends are currently online (along with giving you the option to join them).

Being in 10th place is the perfect time to taunt both racers behind you

SCORING

GRAPHICS: 7.5  Virtually no improvement from the previous Gamecube installment of the game. The graphics aren't bad by any sense of the word, though if you were expecting vast improvements from Double Dash, disappointment awaits you.

AUDIO: 8.0  The music tracks are rather repetitive and mundane, though the underlying focus of any Mario Kart game has never been its musical prowess. The taunting jeers of passing racers, though, is enough to make any gamer want to bash their skulls in with as many objects as can be found.

GAMEPLAY: 9.0  Even at those times when we want to kill everyone on the racetrack (and their families), we somehow don't want to stop playing. In fact, we play LONGER if we do get upset. It's like the game plays some sick joke on us, but we don't care, 'cause we just owned the sorry sucker in first place with a Spike Shell. Suck it Toad.

DIFFICULTY: 9.0  The game developers at Nintendo are deranged psychopathic maniacs (believe it or not we actually have support for this). How do we know this? First they lull you into a vulnerable state by letting you win every race. The first time through the cups on 50cc difficulty is so easy you could practically walk it and win. By the time you reach the Mirror Cups, you are racing diabolical bloodthirsty mongers driving vehicles that ALL have speed advantages over yours on a BACKWARDS course. 

If you so much as flick your booger near someone near first place, you will be instantaneously bombarded with Spike Shells, Red Shells, Green Shells, Lighting, POW, Giant Monster Trucks, materializing banana peels. Oh, and bombs. Touch another drivers vehicle, and you'll be sent flying off the road, cliff, or rainbow (yes you can drive on those now) in most cases. Lowering gamers' self-esteem has never been so easy!  Hope you don't enjoy winning, self worth, pride, success, fairness, friendly competition, not coming in last place every time, feeling good about yourself, laughter, not driving like you're from New Jersey, having fun, being sane, having a TV without a Wii remote lodged in it,  not being homicidal, or happiness!

MULTIPLAYER/ONLINE PLAY: 8.0  Yes yes, we know. The friend code system is the worst thing to ever exist since Justin Bieber's latest song (we use that term loosely). We can totally sympathize with that. The friend code thing really does suck, in plain English. However, the fact that Mario Kart actually has online play AT ALL should be enough to knock this score up at least a little bit. Honestly, who expected a racing game for Nintendo to have an online option? Secondly, multiplayer is always a treat. It's hard not to enjoy screwing your friends (ON THE RACETRACK, OMG) over and over (STILL ON THE RACETRACK).

MISCELLANEOUS: 8.5  No Easter Eggs or glitches to speak of here. A solid game in nearly every category.


OVERALL 8.4

WTF is that behind me?!?! Oh lol it's cows

For anyone who is a fan of the series, it shouldn’t be hard to get over the lack of true innovation or that there’s barely a discernible bump in visuals over Mario Kart: Double Dash on the GameCube. Newcomers will find a fast-paced, easy-to-play title that relishes in its own ability to capitalize on the wacky approachability and fun of Nintendo’s mascot characters. In the past, what made Mario Kart great has always truly been about fun, friendly competition between four friends on one couch. With the addition of the rich online functionality, now social misfits no longer have an excuse.

Despite the fact that the basics of the game have remained nearly identical to the title that we fell in love with 15 years ago — we’re still tossing turtle shells and shouting when we slip on banana peels — it’s hard not to recommend Mario Kart Wii to anyone who owns a Wii. The short version of this review is "Yeah, it’s Mario Kart ... on the Wii," and for many, that should be enough.