Honestly speaking, video game characters have it rough. They get killed on a regular basis for almost no reason, and get little reward for everything they do for the world. They are underappreciated, and they know it. It hurts their feelings. We get it. We won't do a damn thing about it, but we get it.
Gamers need to be careful, however, because what if Mario's feelings got too hurt? What if he just couldn't control his pent-up frustration any longer? Video game characters are people too!
Unless we start doing more things that our favorite characters might
REALLY approve of (like taking time out of your day to read the latest Cullination Royalty article, for example), we could be looking at violence...a LOT of violence.
Take a look at 7 of the most interesting pictures sent in by Cullination viewers (in no particular order) depicting just how awful(ly amusing) a show entitled
VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS: UNLEASHED would be if and when Mario and company decide enough is enough already.
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| Bitch your teeth gonna go right through me...BUT my teeth AIN'T gonna go right through you! |
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| Subliminal messaging: EVERYONE is wearing Ash's colors |
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| Yum yum yum BACON! |
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| Just give him his freaking bananas! |
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| Hey this IS kinda fun. |
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| No, YOU listen. |
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| Somebody is getting a little too into this... |
Special thanks to Goombatroopa, fartzgalore16, Bobizzlized, JatineysRus, mariowazheres, pokemenJed, and AwesomeNintendosurfer87 for picture contributions.
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