Cullination Royalty: Funky Kong Part 1

I'm back!  I hope you all enjoyed Joe's take on Royalty for the week (I needed the break) But now the original writer of Royalty is back and going to kick some butt!

FUNKY KONG: PART 1

Funky Kong (obviously) is a member of the Donkey Kong family!  He first appeared in the game Donkey Kong Country in 1994.  Since then he hasn't done very much.  That fact is an outrage!  Sure, he appears in a bunch of other games but is usually just in the background or has a small part.  

In most games that Funky Kong appears in he invents gadgets to help the player out.  He is even the brains behind Diddy Kong's peanut shooter. 

"You're welcome, Diddy.  Did you even say thank you?"
-Funky Kong

Funky Kong is the only Kong that matches Donkey Kong's strength and abilities.  So while the famous ape known shortly as DK is appearing in fighting games, sports games, his own games, and party games, what does Funky Kong get?  He gets to appear in the background of Mario Kart games and Mario Super Sluggers.  Why is he in the background?  Funky Kong deserves a lot more!

I dream of a world where every man, woman, and monkey can be treated equally!  I am not a number! I am a free man!  

Thank you...

Come back on Tuesday as Funky Kong's Royalty continues!